AeronMelon

Johnny Appleseed

The irony of the company world-famous for being over-priced having the streaming service which most justifies a price increase.

AI industry says

Aww, did a wittle wepard eat your pwecious wittle face off?

Other than “at gunpoint,” why are you still using Windows?

Doesn’t appear to be federated. No reason to leave Mastodon.

Twitter in name only.

And not even that, just the domain says Twitter. It’s called Bluebird.

And this is why they’ll want to murder us.

“Now now, hold on, let’s see what the shareholders think about this.”

All you have to do is fire the human who is trained and rarely makes a mistake and replace them with a paid machine that almost always makes a mistake and double check everything yourself (or hire another human to double check it) because someone’s life literally depends on the entirety of the text being absolutely correct.

AI does work at a level that makes unpaid interns look like career professionals. All for the low cost of completely fucking the environment.

Glad you like it.

Tries it.

It’s the first modern 3D game in the series (Quake 3 engine). The one before that being the shooter that predates Doom.

Did they start counting Steam Decks?

Lease your phone so that you have enough money to finance a pizza.

“YOU OWN NOTHING!!”

They couldn’t afford a raise, it was a pizza party.

That thumbnail looks like those routers are making helicopter motions with their antennas to entertain a child.

One more for the “sorry they got caught” category.

My characters in The Sims are more successful than that.

The difference is, this is a boot built into every single vehicle, leased or sold, that can be remotely activated at any time and we have to trust the mega corp not to abuse the power.

“Book burning, you say?”

The stock market is gambling.

“SpaceX gamblers in meltdown over not having a winning bet.”