Please, I’m begging you to get just an ounce of reading comprehension.

‘AI is an immigrant’ is a wild fucking take.

How much water and electricity does it take to punch someone?

Right. Turns out UBI is a solution to a lot of things.

He yelled through the closed door.

Great. Maybe stay there this time.

Have you seen people on TikTok bragging about this or are you just coming up with hypotheticals for funsies?

I’m pretty sure that “not using a laptop is suffering” is actually the privileged take here.