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minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months agoHow the fuck do you “accelerate” something they are already achieving? Not sure how much of a future it can have even if you slap on some “speed”.
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoThey plan to send the mission into orbit using an North Korean missile, for maximum acceleration. /S
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoSo MariaDB will explode halfway to Japan?
How the fuck do you “accelerate” something they are already achieving?
Not sure how much of a future it can have even if you slap on some “speed”.
They plan to send the mission into orbit using an North Korean missile, for maximum acceleration.
/S
So MariaDB will explode halfway to Japan?