I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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    13 days ago

    lol I was going to suggest “it just works”

    I would not have suggested that before this year but it’s definitely true now, or at least truer than for Windows/Apple.