Just don’t send Gordo. And also no ants!

“Must be willing to work one on one with AI.”

Not until the current leadership is gone.

Lowercase “Nasa”?

It’s a sad state when my first thought going on a mission like this would be “but what if the politics change and I get stranded there?”

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Fuck that idea with a rusty cactus.

The moon sucks. Sure, it’s pretty from here but living there would be super dangerous.

My parents to me one second after hearing about Jonny Kim: “why u no astronaut yet?”

(I’m Asian)