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minus-squareBananaTrifleViolin@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down1·2 days agoThe corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft: “We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief.” “We’re aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact,”
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·2 days agoThat translates to We have no fucking idea what’s wrong, please send help
minus-square𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 days agoCopilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don’t know what to do, because their “brain” is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol
minus-squarepdxfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThey’re going to fire the people who fired the engineers next…
minus-square𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoIs it?? Can you link it? I’d love to watch that!
minus-squarepdxfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI heard it in one of their audio records but they also worked it into the opening credits of holy grail. Not exactly hard to find. https://youtu.be/SII-jhEd-a0
minus-square𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI’ve watched this movie countless times, and never once sat through the credits. That was hilarious!
minus-squareHackerman@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days ago“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoOh, they tried something. They asked Copilot to fix it…
minus-square1984@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoLol that is some impressive corpo bullshit.
minus-squareredballooon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoAs in "start thousands of subagents and fix the problem "
The corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft:
That translates to
We have no fucking idea what’s wrong, please send help
Copilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don’t know what to do, because their “brain” is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol
They’re going to fire the people who fired the engineers next…
The senior management? Doubt it.
It’s a Monty Python skit
Is it?? Can you link it? I’d love to watch that!
I heard it in one of their audio records but they also worked it into the opening credits of holy grail. Not exactly hard to find.
https://youtu.be/SII-jhEd-a0
I’ve watched this movie countless times, and never once sat through the credits. That was hilarious!
oopsie woopsie
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
Oh, they tried something. They asked Copilot to fix it…
Lol that is some impressive corpo bullshit.
the reply is very human.
As in "start thousands of subagents and fix the problem "