AgentOrangesicle

Ha! It always does feel slimy. I wonder how some people are capable of turning off that sense of self-reflection.

Good effort, but I’m going to default to writing with a pointy stick and my own blood like usual. I’m not allowed back at the DMV.

AUDIO GOES BRRRRRRR

Ooooh! Gold plated cables! That’ll reduce the resistance by several milliohms!

I mean, nobody REALLY deserves it. Driving consumerism seems misanthropic. Marketing and Sales people feel like a drain on society. Anyone is welcome to change my opinion. Sell me this pen.

Isn’t this the back plot of the game, Rain World? With the slug cats and the depressed robots stuck on a decaying world when the sapient, organic species all left?

Give me $5K and a case of beer and I’ll make you a dog suit that breathes fire.

You always get a better bang for your buck investing in furries.

$7.5K if you want safety standards, though.

Perhaps, but you can only crush so much blood from a stone and the masses are slowly becoming destitute.

Assuming they’re relying on established metrics… good luck with your trashfire-smokescreen of a libel case?