AgentOrangesicle

Give me $5K and a case of beer and I’ll make you a dog suit that breathes fire.

You always get a better bang for your buck investing in furries.

$7.5K if you want safety standards, though.

Perhaps, but you can only crush so much blood from a stone and the masses are slowly becoming destitute.

Assuming they’re relying on established metrics… good luck with your trashfire-smokescreen of a libel case?