Etterra

Who still thinks living in the fucking desert is a great idea!

The Toddler Terrorizer 1000 sold out, eh?

Average tips for baristas are higher only if they’re female and have breasts bigger than a c-cup. So maybe they just need to follow through by giving the AI bigger tits.

Only if we can strap him to the heat sinks. 🍽️

I like it, it adds insult without sacrificing meaning.

That’s the most hilariously damning number of recalled anything I’ve ever seen in my life.

They’ll mail you one. Can’t use the Internet without a physical interface. Don’t worry though, you won’t need a CD ROM for this one.

Hey don’t make fun of Krash’s weird googly eyes. It’s not his fault that he’s an off-brand Muppet and they had to paint them that way any more than it’s his fault that he’s short and weird. That’s just Muppets.

Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”

Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?

It’s everything I never needed.

Remember the V-Chip? LOL

He outsmarted himself lol

What year were you born on January 1st?

I’m pretty sure it’s magic.

Oh no that’s terrible.

Anyway, who’s up for pizza?

Or, now hear me out, we tax the shit out of the rich and their corps, and implement UBI. That was supposed to be the plan ever since futurism envisioned advanced automation - the tech does the work, human reap the benefits and just do whatever. Capitalism just came along and fucked it all up instead because that’s how rich assholes and investors measure their scores.

They’ll just have to eat the money they already have.

You can’t generate ad revenue from me if I have ad blockers.

I wish I had $30k to waste on something stupid. Like medical bills.