That’s cool. I’m also testing some stuff myself. For instance, I’m testing not uploading fake pictures of fake happiness and uploading them to receive fake praise from my fake friends. Going good so far. User feedback is 100% positive.

Pack up lads. We solved it. Back to jimp.

Bend over get Ubuntu?

To be fair, there were lots of words to read

Meta prides themselves on a ‘family’ culture.

Imagine having to endure a happy hour wearing your Meta t-shirt while zuck monitors your joy level through a huge camera in the corner of the room.

Can’t wait for a future where multibillion dollar corporations decide what’s right and wrong and also who is and isn’t guilty.

Again. Not a rapist until proven so in a court. And yes, I understand the difficulty in proving it and I believe him to be guilty, but not a rapist until proven so.

I know there is a huge failing by the courts with these types of cases but we must avoid trial by media at all costs.

Well known symbol of the alt right, peep the toad.

That 4chan sure is a wild dude.

I mean this was so obvious. Pay for positive critic reviews and call any user reviews that weren’t favourable names.

Gameboy camera and printer was like analogue Snapchat

Small business? I always rate honestly and in detail.

Bad experience? Level headed and honest review that repeats the companies name a lot and the words, ‘review’ and ‘negative’ to pump it up the search ranks.

Everything else? You want my opinion? Pay me.

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Dirty massage.

And so grew another head for hydra.

Xflippin’eck

Hahaha holy cow. My dad had a sidewinder joystick. It was called a thrust master or something. Nostalgia.

£8.99 a month for basic kettle. £10.99 for kettle+

No TV. How do you watch coronation Street and EastEnders?