I don’t trust anything Amazon sells. Which is why I’ve stopped purchasing anything from them. It used to be a good place to purchase things you couldn’t find locally but now it’s just an American version of Temu. It’s all cheap electronics and now, apparently, flammable pajamas. Fuck Amazon.
LMAO, let me get this straight. You want me to pay for the privilege of being spied on. We really did jump timelines. Fuck all these greedy companies.
But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?
Line of succession and all that.
Correction, a man and his brain worm are having a conversation and accusing a company of action they are allowed to perform.
Of fuck, you just reminded me of that commercial. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Thanks Obama!
Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.
Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.
Where does it end? Toilet seat advertisements? Telephone poles that project advertisements onto your windows? Alarm clocks that wake you up at 2 in the morning to play an ad? Bathroom mirrors with built in ads? Advertisement screen when you’re trying to pump your gas? Shoes that play an advert when you tie them? Ads when you open your closet door? Floor tiles made of screens that play an ad when you walk near them? Coffins with built in advertising? A toaster that toasts ads onto your bread?
Hey now, pussies are pretty fucking tough. They can stretch to allow for birth and then return to its normal shape and size. Whereas Elon is a fucking thin skinned snowflake incapable of handling the tiniest of criticisms.
Great, now I’m going to have to put my TV in car wash mode…
Same thing happened to me in Kerbal Space Program.
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Yeah it’s more of a kleptocracy I think.
But would you like them on a train? Would you like them on a plane?
I did the same thing except I deleted all of my comments instead of replacing them. Not only did Reddit undo my deletion they locked me out of my account and no matter what I tried to do I was never able to gain ownership of the account again. Then they sent me letters asking me to buy into their shitty IPO. Fuck Reddit and a very special fuck you to spez.