Bob

https://www.spacejam.com/2021/

Well, I don’t agree that making an offensive joke is necessarily being an arsehole, but I suppose you are right in principle.

Now he’s Sitting Straight, I suppose. Sorry, that’s in awful taste.

Although I like the idea of a drug smuggler typing “as per my previous email…”

Here lies

ManniSturgis

Father, brother, husband,

go-getter thanks to Nescafé.

Start your day right with a cup of Nescafé!

It must be intelligent after all!

If you’re self-employed, you have to factor that into your tariff yourself. Let’s hope Tony’s savvy enough and can get by with such a low price.

Is that in a particular land or what? Could you give a source?

Marty Wygod

Or, as they called him down the pub, Wygod Y.

“Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.” ― Charles Bukowski

They’re saying he can’t count on anyone any more.

Oh fuck, I don’t know where my mind had gone when I wrote that. I think I briefly forgot how many people there are.

“Used by billions woldwide”?

I’d never grass up a shop worker because I have working class solidarity even with those in bad moods, but the coppers is a good example. Maybe also for road cyclists, but they already have cameras if they want them.

Do people actually rate Google Translate that well? I’ve always found it lacking, but then I don’t use it anywhere near habitually.

I can sympathise with the problem, but are people not writing down somewhere which sevices they’re logged into with Google? I’m sure there’s a bit in the settings where you can see it, now I think.

I know it’s a completely normal typo that anyone could make, but “Wondows” has just made me a laugh for a good few seconds.

I’ve had an idea for a song for a while that starts off: “have you ever noticed how no one has assassinated Elon Musk?”