My car isn’t because it’s old and stupid.

Hey man I just push the buttons to make the green text happy; I don’t build ‘em

Where are my fellow SoundJam MP users at? I still miss the Eclipse visualizer.

Those evergreens will give my pigs a nice shade, and you’ll have to deal with the smell.

I will only buy property in an area where every sign has bullet holes.

Lets me know my neighbors share my disdain for authority.

If they can stick their noses in my business I’m not far enough away

Jokes on them I only use it on my property except for garbage runs and the plates are stolen

Yet another reason to move to the boonies where the only garbage truck is your own beater every couple weeks.

And you accidentally turn a whipped cream container into a steam rocket.

Back in the 50s they thought automation would mean we’d all have too much free time.

Too bad anyone left of Nixon was a communist.

Don’t download shady shit

Take regular VM snapshots and never forget that exploits can breach the VM

TBH it doesn’t look very different from that electric Ferrari

To be fair, once we reduced electronics to black slabs and tiny earbuds there’s not much more we can revolutionize

Exactly.

Do the Chinese make a car that’s not like that?

That’s at least better than modern US cars.

Still don’t want all the crazy electronics that are gonna break.

Are the Chinese EVs repairable though? And what I’ve seen of them is a bunch of gimmicky features that I don’t want.

Not only because of this, but also their investment in early childhood education.

Why did they make it with an arm? All of this can be done with much simpler machinery. Hell, Costco already has an automatic sauce spreader.

ETA: Put some slicers on it and you have the selling point of having really fresh ingredients.

ETA2: DiGiorno already figured out how to automate pizza production.

Yes, we do live in a boring, dumb, and ugly universe.

I refuse to hope for a world where copyright and AI are both destroyed in one lawsuit because it’s too beautiful to ever be real.