Well have to start measuring at pixels per second if things get any slower

Anixa for the win

This is no ordinary folding phone my friend. Behold ‘The HiNGE’!

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So do these guys wring their hands while analyzing stuff or do they actually analyze handwringing?

It’s… It’s unAmerican!

No idea, must be the auto renserinenfijes.

I’m starting to recognize a pattern here. You’re a pompous dick.

Learn to not be a pompous dick, Some people haven’t had their morning coffee and appreciate not having to do the math.

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So you’re saying his internet connection is too slow? I agree

the arr’s

Wait, is the whole *arr naming scheme a joke around the pirate slang word, and thus pirating?

How did I not realize this before???