It’ll be a moment for the history books when I can charge my mouse and use it at the same time

You get it

They’re not collecting it. They’re archiving it.

Your employer probably made you sign a contract, Amazon just changes their eula/terms&conditions. Amazon aren’t legally bound to keep their prices the same.

Lock you into their eco system and sell more of your data

Then the poors will rise up, can’t have that. /s