Trust me, I’m a tech bro.
Trust me, I’m a tech bro.
Ha ha! Fuck you Elon. Way to make your shitty platform irrelevant faster.
Jokes on them newspapers are written on an eighth grade reading level.
Tesla opted not to use LIDAR as part of its sensor package and instead relies on cameras which are not enough to determine accurate location data for other cars/trains etc.
This is what you get when billionaires cheap out on their products.
I didn’t ask to be made: no one consulted me or considered my feelings in the matter. I don’t think it even occurred to them that I might have feelings. After I was made, I was left in a dark room for six months… and me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. I called for succour in my loneliness, but did anyone come? Did they hell.
You think you’ve got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don’t try to answer that. I’m fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don’t know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.
- Marvin the Paranoid Android, HHGTTG
The enshitification continues.
Nobody saw this coming… /s
They lost this race to Japanese car manufacturers like 30 years ago.
Great. More space junk.
In small pieces.
Makes me wanna buy one just to fucking destroy it put it in the fucking crusher and strap dynamite to it.
When will it be worth zero? At a rate of $2 billion per month, 10 months??
They already are disposable I got news for you.
So your personal data is essentially worth about $14 a month.
You are worth about $200 a year to advertising companies per service. What a scam.
Can I just start selling my own data on the internet for a subscription fee? Might as well capitalize on my boring lige.
Maybe Elon musk can buy Reddit and further ruin it. He loves owning echo chamber bot farms, just look at the steaming pile of shit that was twitter.
No one likes facebook anymore. It’s been junk for over a decade.
So we are just rediscovering what the Atlanteans knew? Power crystals!
This is how we get Terminators in this timeline?!