You can now be more accurately late for work. Or your coffee is more accurately taking a long time to come out.

I believe you meant “what the fuck, cunt?!”

Be proud of our heritage, mate.

Let’s get the old crew back together!

If someone buys a disc, they own it and it’s a one off. To be tied to subscription services will see the Jolly Roger fly again in Australia.

Remember when we were the country known to be the largest pirates?