Beemo Dinosaurierfuß

Not that my opinion matters any more than the next person’s, but I also can’t recommend Celeste enough.

It does so many things so very right.
The pure gameplay is crisp and responsive platforming.
Like any good platfmorer it has some specific mechanics that make it unique, but every one is intuitive enough to pick up easily enough. I have heard it called something like “the hardest platformer that everyone can finish.”

And it is true. I could never finish some of the harder SMB levels but I never got too frustrated with Celeste.
And if I were, there would have been accessibility options to make the game more approachable.

But it also caters to the hardcore crowd with completely optional collectibles that are organically included into the gorgeous level design.

It is speedrunnable for those folks.

And as if that wasn’t enough to make a good platformer it also tells a heartwarming story supported by a beautiful soundtrack.

Sorry I am rambling, but Celeste is fucking awesome.

I mean he defrauded rich people.

Off course he gets the book.

I am pretty sure Epic gave away TW:Warhammer at some point, so maybe check if you already have it.

Disco Elysium is a good one but I know I don’t have the time right now.

Maybe I get me another Metroidvania.
I have Blasphemous (which I think was already on sale), Bloodstained RotN or Sundered EE on my wishlist, but again I would probably just make the pile of shame grow.

Having never played either, is the remake ending different from the original ending?

Just fucking do it.

Maybe then other media will finally stop reporting shit like
“Person Z said Y on X (formerly Twitter).”

What?

Musk might be the number 1 person in the whole world when it comes to losing money this past year.

I don’t even disagree.

I just also can’t deny I had a lot of fun with it, too.

On the one hand I totally agree, on the other hand I spent like 40€ on PoE for everything I wanted and got way more gameplay out of it than of many full price games.