In this case? Money. They’re trying to steal crypto as far as I’ve heard

o7

Dem Duke boys done did it again!

With the terms of service for their “anti spam” and “productivity auto-sorting” features, they must gather SO much data about people by reading their emails - there’s no way they’d turn that off lol

I do like dancing bears…

Idk I kinda like the idea of a madman living in my graphics card. I want to be able to spin them up and have them tell me lies that sound plausible and hallucinate things.

The lesser known brother of the Overton window - the Dingerton window.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

o7

Gold rush you say?

Shovels for sale!

Get your shovels here! Can’t strike it rich without a shovel!

Welcome to Costco, I love you

lol, funny thing is that this isn’t really a story about ice cream machines - anyone who’s seen melted mcds ice cream foam knows that ain’t ice cream.

The frozen foam machines were intentionally hard to fix but someone figured it out and made a solution. Mcd was making money off fleecing franchise owners by having their company be the only ones who could fix it, so it looks like they did shady stuff to keep the grift going. For the ice foam. 🍦

Nah, the publisher that made WC3 and StarCraft… i know they were already dead but it’s a bummer to see blizzard so completely consumed by capitalism.

Press F to pay respects

I hereby announce that I don’t have enough money, and I want more.

What a great idea! However, as a person who’s day is made by being able to help people via this app, I hope this doesn’t reduce the amount of calls I get sent! 😮

Shhhh you’ll give it away

In other news: sky is blue sometimes

Opening paragraph from their legal reply brief:

“So you know those magic eight balls?”

lol i remember hunting and systematically ripping out the file indexer in like vista? I think? It was terrible lol