That dude cocaines. He’s got the crazy eyes in literally every single photo I’ve ever seen of him.
I think it’s more that he strabismusizes. But even if that were fixed, he’d still be an asshole.
OK, to save you all a click: he’s saying that he’s using AI to triage tips, so that they can process all the tips that come in, and that way they’ve been able to stop two school shootings.
What dogshit journalism. “They claim they’ve stopped (a few) school shootings” gets shortened to “They’ve stopped school shootings”, so that you’ll think J Edgar Boozer is claiming to have stopped all school shootings, and click the article so that they get those sweet ad dollars.
Maybe someone can confirm how they know that those kids were definitely going to shoot up their schools and aren’t just suspected of having wanted to do it.
Can’t prove a negative.
They think they stopped school shootings based on criteria they made up. Unless someone was physically on the way to a school, armed, they didn’t stop anything.
Wannabe Minority Report.
email: If you don’t forward this message to 4 friends, there will be a school shooting!
ChatGPT: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on 3 of the 4 friend accounts: forwards email Crisis averted!
ChatGPT on other friend account: If you want to pull off a successful school shooting, you need to <6 points of advice: 3 eerily on point, 2 irrelevant or obvious, 1 likely to blow up in face>
KP: We have successfully averted 4.166666 school shootings, but might have caused 0.844444 school shootings, for a net of 3.322222 school shootings prevented!
Click avoided. Your work is appreciated.
Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”
Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?
The Magic 8 Ball is not really AI, Kash.
Wait, didn’t one of the main AI chatbots recently convince a white kid to murder a bunch of people?
Not just one shooting. It inspired many murders, suicides and murder suicides.
The recent tumbler ridge shooting in Canada was made possible by chatgpt, as was another one in Florida last year.
It’s hard to keep up with all of these shootings.
Ladies and gentlemen, Director of the FBI. No amount of Hollywood films is gonna restore their reputation after this.
I can’t look at this guy and not think about Tom Haverford in Parks and Rec, particularly in his imperative behaviour to impress and talk himself up rather than be competent at his job.
Idk if you watch SNL but this past Saturday they had that actor come on and play Kash in the opening skit.
How long will it take until they turn Minority Report into reality? “The AI said you were going to commit an act of terrorism/murder/robbery, so we’ll jail you before you cause any harm”
But it’s going to be Temu Minority Report where none of the predictions are true but they make the precrime cops feel really good and validated.
I expect nothing more from them. Although, calling it “Temu something something” is an insult to Chinese goods.
it’s hard to insult the quality of the goods from Temu I’ve seen.
It’s even harder to praise the actions of USA’s government.
If sanity ever prevails again, we need to criminalize lying by politicians. Minimum 5 year sentence.
Per lie.
The director of the FBI just admitted they sold all our the countries classified information to evil tech billionaires across the globe to spy on americans…
This will backfire soon, if not already backfiring on the american people.
Sure thing Kash. How about using AI against the neo-Nazi militia compounds and pedo rings?
I like AI, and encourage its adoption by people. However, I am 100% certain that AI hasn’t prevented school shootings. In fact, I will go as far to say that the Trump administration has solely used it to harm people, schoolchildren included. We got bloodied backpacks proving that.
Kash stinks.
The 257 spike is 2021
350 school shootings in one year??!
Bloody hell that’s nearly one shooting every dayCounting holiday it is more.
And a baseline of two a month for nearly half a century
Thr USA has a huge problem with mass shootings
And every time you point it out there will always be Americans comment that it’s not that bad.
Even though the USA far exceeds every other country that isn’t currently an active war zone.
Such a shame they didnt have enough room to print the full year along the X axis.
This one is even better
Very informative. It seems it’s twice as likely to happen after.
properly enshittified for public consumption
The scary part here is, there isn’t any year with 0
Is it a Thyroid issue with his eyes?
I assumed it was all the meth.
I pretty much assumed it’s because he’s in a constant state panic due to drowning in the job way the fuck over his head. Probably because of all the meth.
I’ve never been that drunk myself.
It shows that he has outsourced his few remaining braincell’s job to chatgpt.
