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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48arrow-down3·3 days agoDude was so high on his own supply he thought a lady would actually be into a weird, dumpy, married guy.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·3 days agoI mean a certain type of lady could absolutely be into a weird, dumpy, married billionaire. Or a certain type of guy, it’s not a gender thing.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down12·edit-23 days agoIf any lady comes up to me, a weird, dumpy guy, I am immediately suspicious. And I’m not even close to a billionaire. Women don’t show interest unless it’s a scam. Especially if you’re dumpy. This is assuming you notice she’s showing interest at all.
minus-squarevorpuni@tarte.nuage-libre.frlinkfedilinkFrançaisarrow-up8·3 days agoI wouldn’t disqualify him for his looks, some really ugly people end up with very conventionally attractive partners.
minus-squareNonconfrontationaI@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·2 days agoSome people are attracted to wealth and power.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoThen it makes sense why they’re not attracted to me
minus-squareNonconfrontationaI@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·2 days agoNot all is lost, some people are attracted to humor lol
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoAwesome because my life is a complete joke.
minus-squareNonconfrontationaI@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoHell yeah I’m sure you’ll be drowning in trim in no time!
minus-squareFreddiesLantern@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoOf all those three things he’s mostly weird and dumpy tho.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoHe’s still married. For now.
Dude was so high on his own supply he thought a lady would actually be into a weird, dumpy, married guy.
I mean a certain type of lady could absolutely be into a weird, dumpy, married billionaire.
Or a certain type of guy, it’s not a gender thing.
If any lady comes up to me, a weird, dumpy guy, I am immediately suspicious. And I’m not even close to a billionaire.
Women don’t show interest unless it’s a scam. Especially if you’re dumpy.
This is assuming you notice she’s showing interest at all.
I wouldn’t disqualify him for his looks, some really ugly people end up with very conventionally attractive partners.
Some people are attracted to wealth and power.
Then it makes sense why they’re not attracted to me
Not all is lost, some people are attracted to humor lol
Awesome because my life is a complete joke.
Hell yeah I’m sure you’ll be drowning in trim in no time!
Of all those three things he’s mostly weird and dumpy tho.
He’s still married.
For now.